cum dumpster surprise

when a girl or guy's face is jizzed on by another then they stick their head in a dumpster and then in the sun so it can dry. They then peel it off their face to pick their dingleberries and eat them like tortilla and salsa

He made the tastiest cum dumpster surprise when we went over his house last night. UMMMM! YUMM!!!!!

by THE CANDYMAN emmmm May 8, 2011

dumpster

Eating a whole pizza, box of cereal, or loaf of bread.
When one person consumes something meant for a lot of people.

Billy totally dumpstered that birthday cake!

by scrap_iron August 6, 2006

sperm dumpster

A person (either a female or a gay man) that is very ugly. No one wants them for anything else but sex and people just dump their sperm into them and then kick their ugly ass to the curb.

Sitting at a stop light...an ugly bitch walks out in front of your car... "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING SPERM DUMPSTER!"

by waKtheSak September 10, 2008

dumpster traffic

A line up to a dumpster.

Busy dumpster diving hours, creating dumpster traffic.

"Ah man, this dumpster always as has a hold up! Bad dumpster traffic."

by throw January 26, 2008

DEMPSTER

The Dempster Highway a road that streaches over 200miles,located in northern canada you can see the northern lights on a good day.

hey lets go down the Dempster highway and see the northern lights

by AZMO1986 March 12, 2009

dumpster wound

A skeezy girl's vagina.

I'm afraid I contracted syphilis from partaking in Sheila's dumpster wound.

by Charlotte Bronte the II February 23, 2011

Dumpster Biscuit

A used condom behind or near a dumpster.

"Ew, a dumpster biscuit, what kind of a gross derelict would **** something behind a dumpster."

by SlothWASMachete July 15, 2010