dense fuck

having a lot of fun. me and my friend saw it on a wall and decided to change the real meaning

That party was dense fuck.

by supercow July 19, 2004

desenia

A Hoe that sucks dick and fucks guys.

Desenia let me hit it and i Superman'd her.

by Gooch February 10, 2004

Dense

To decribe an attractive female

Godboy, that bird is dense. Like, proper dense y'know.

by Hofftastic December 22, 2006

in the desert

When you are totally stoned beyond your mind. Originated from the cotton mouth you get from smoking weed.

After a huge hit she slowly fell over and felt her mouth drying up, she looked over to her friend holding the only cup of water in sight. As she gained the strength to move towards the glass of water her friend lifted it to her mouth and the last drop glided down the glass into her mouth. They both looked at each other at the same time and realized that they were totally in the desert.

by stef April 6, 2005

deese nutts

deese nutts on your chin or in your mouth

The term is used when tricking a friend into homo sexual innuendo. One would ask his friend if he ever had deese. Vien would answer," What's deese/"Then you deliver the final statement, "you never had these nuts on your chin?"

by Mike January 25, 2005

desertbruise

Synonym of pimp. If you are a desertbruise you are a straight up gangsta with lots of bitches. Desertbruise's usually carry around a cane to keep their bitches in line. Pimps are referred to as desertbruise's because they tend to bruise bitches with their cane if they get out of line.

"Damn look at all them bitches following him. He must be a desertbruise." "Look at that bitch with all the bruises, musta gotten on a desertbruise's nerves"

by burnintooth August 26, 2009

Dense Breast

A pair of fake titties

"Why is Caitlyn filing for bankruptcy?"
"Her dense breasts must've been expensive"

by Le Shink November 28, 2016