david

Also can have dark blonde hair and gorgeous blue eyes and are fucking awesome at sex and can be dangerous so don't fuck with them

david

by skeeter0000 January 3, 2014

St. David's

the worst school on the planet

St. David's: we r so cool bc we love jesus and u dont!!

by bitchgirlfrimraleigh February 23, 2015

David Banner

A popular rapper, also a code word for a giant beer poop.

I just dropped a David Banner. Dear lord.

by DioAstley October 3, 2008

David

Not always cute, well-dressed, or socially comfortable, but he's popular in his own circles. He lets his hair grow shaggy until he cuts it every two-ish years. On the rare occasion that he has a girlfriend, he dates her for a long time and is a lil bit cringey around her but at least he actually likes her. A little bit on the chubby side, slouching doesn't make things better, but he still does it. If his friends are gone, he has nothing to do so he'll pull out his phone and stand around because he's not very adventurous. Sets a very low bar for his girlfriends, but is loyal and will date them for at least two years.

"did you know David's actually popular at his school?"
"David, somebody messed with your jacket"
"ew did you see David today"

by skooshpoodle May 8, 2019

David Stone

A hybrid activity in a "Scat"ergory all it's own. A cross between a Cleveland Steamer and a Rusty Trombone requiring total concentration and exceptional physical dexterity in which one shits on their own chest while giving themselves a blowjob.

Wow, that guy just did a David Stone. He should try out for the olympics.

by Cock McBalls June 4, 2008

devideas

Dirty smelly person with a 1 inch wonder he's also a forigner

Why is everyone devideas

by Yhwgsundd January 20, 2017

David LaForce

David LaForce is 90 stories tall, and his adventures are legendary. With his blue ox, Marco Tanzi, David LaForce traveled across young America and helped the nation grow into the angry powerhouse it is today. He dropped his mighty axe, forming the Grand Canyon; the apple cores he would spit from his mighty mouth planted apple trees all across the country, and the stomp of his mighty boot caused the stock market to crash. He and his friend, Huck Finn, traveled down the Mississippi River and freed the slaves. David LaForce singlehandedly caused the 2004 Tsunami by waving his locks of chestnut hair in an Eastern direction.

That David LaForce is one tough son of a bitch.

by El Chalequito November 6, 2010