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Professional-Cry-Baby

A person who (cries) or (complains) about every aspect of their (job) at (work). So much so that it often appears as though the only thing the do in a day or get paid to do in a day is to (complain). Most often accompanied by a series of heavy (sighs) and (crocodile tears) which can be produced on command to suit the situation at hand. Tears are used when the maximum amount of (guilt) is required to ensure (sympathy) is displayed by their (coworkers).
Did you hear about poor “so-in-so”, she was told that she could not go to the kitchen for her 2nd (feeding) until (break time.) But don’t feel bad for her, she is a (“Professional-Cry-Baby”.)
by The Wonder Girls March 3, 2010
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plead n' cry

The emoji sequence (🥺😭) which references the cursed emoji "Powercry". The feeling of intense sadness that will make your eyes cute n' glossy and your tears flow over when you cry.
Plead n' cry is what make you cry like a crazy child. 🥺😭
by El Vocabulario July 14, 2020
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cry me a river

one of worst songs ever by one of worst singers ever ... i hope i will never hear it again
the 69 eyes's song is better... it goes "bleed me a river" ... yeah...
by iva August 22, 2004
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asain morning cry

Waking up to sex on the third day of one's honeymoon.
Stuart and Joey awoke to an asain morning cry on the wednesday of their honeymoon
by muskie123 June 9, 2009
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Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.
"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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buy once cry once

Term to describe the purchasing of an expensive item, of excellent quality. Implies that the owner will, initially, have reservations or guilt for buying such an expensive item; however, the owner soon realizes they will only have to purchase the item once. Owing to its craftsmanship and durability, the item will have a long lifespan.
Bob: "Dude, this iPhone case cost me $200! It's made from Italian leather and handcrafted in Eastern Europe, though..."

Frank: "Ouch... Buy once cry once, amiright?
by Robert McCall November 10, 2015
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When one is repeatedly moved to tears after failing at an accomplishment they've worked tirelessly towards.

First noticed during the 2012 London Olympics when the Women's Russian Gymnastics team were often shown crying after one anothers less than stellar performances.

While completely understandable, it can become a bit ridiculous at a point.
Andy: Dude, why is Whitney wailing in her cubicle?

Shawn: Oh, the boss' son got the promotion that she thought was hers. So now she's crying like a Russian gymnast.
by propelunam August 7, 2012
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