Snap and Crap

The action of snapchatting and shitting simultaneously.

"The shower curtains and mirror were an obvious give away John was doing a snap and crap."

by grayvie train November 8, 2016

snap crap

When you are snapchatting on the toilet while pooping. The snaps you send are call "snap craps"

I sent my friend a snap crap this morning

by queenlady May 30, 2015

Catapult crap

Leaning far forward off the toilet then proceeding to let your shit fly right into the bowl

Grab your phone it’s time for a catapult crap

by Annonomous3221 May 26, 2021

Crap dust

When someone passes by (like a drive-by shooting) to fart on someone

Eww that’s a nasty Crap dust

by Dentor January 16, 2020

google craps

A more specific and truthful description of "Google Maps" — the directions provided by Google Maps that lead you to a place not even remotely close to your desired terminus. Essentially, whether you reach your desired destination is a crapshoot.

"I followed the directions from Google Craps about how to go from midtown Manhattan to Lord & Taylor in Scarsdale; however, I wound up at a beach in Mamaroneck."

by Buzzman_ie September 13, 2013

crap nuggets

Used to express pain or shock. It was a rare phrase but became more common when Metroman used it in Megamind.

Crap nuggets!

by frabrizio September 14, 2016

Hohoholy Crap

When something is too funny/weird/apaulling to comprehend.

"Hohoholy crap what is *THAT*"

by BatShitCrazyCanadian August 4, 2018