Convidence

Confidence except in video form...

AJ i have full convidence in you, you will understand that video

by IHaveConvidence December 14, 2010

bi-convinceable

A person who doesn't consider themselves bisexual or bi-curious, but entertains the thought of a same-sex experience with the right person under the right circumstances.

I'd never give up the OFRC and I'm not really in to girls so much, but for her I'm definitely bi-convinceable.

by octalpus August 22, 2009

Chocolatey Conveyor

A poop shoot, a chocolatey starfish, an anus mass-producing Cringe Bars.

Mr. Cringe ate straight from Appliepie's chocolatey conveyor.

by Mr. Samuel Streamer's Elf April 7, 2022

Convert

The process of turning a girl you've just met, or don't know well into a hook-up in the course of a night.

Nick: I met this sexy-ass bittie the other night at Starbucks and we walked around for a little while.

Joey: Did you convert on her?

Nick: Yeah I got dome in the back of my car!

Al: I converted on this girl I met at Melanie's party.

by kJoey May 19, 2009

Phone Conversation With a Girlfriend

a waste of 2 hours everyday for the past however long but you don't mind because you love them.

a normal phone conversation with a girlfriend

girl: blablablblblablablablabla

guy: yeh uhhu mmhhmm yeh

by "hey arent u that guy" "NO!!" September 16, 2009

Mobile Virgin Conversion Unit

A vehicle that has been customized to serve as a mobile place in which to have sex; a vehicle with a reputation as a sexual hotspot.

"So I said to her, "have you ever seen the backseat of a '95 LeSabre Custom?" and I took her out to the old Mobile Virgin Conversion Unit and started doing the no pants dance."

by Chuck Ford October 25, 2011

Converse

A brand of shoes that have been around for as long as anyone could remember. Recently they have become a trend for those who wish to promote fashion or those who consider themselves "rebellious." Little do these losers know, Converse shoes are owned by NIKE and made in sweatshops. Nothing says rebellion like child labor.

Fuck Converse, fuck NIKE, and fuck all of you that wear Converse

by HotTopicIsForPosers October 10, 2005