Crispy concords

A TK member that knows nothing about call of duty and does not even play with other to members.

Dude crispy concords is so anti social.

by Who's chaos's son November 28, 2016

Concomitant Bozack

The Concomitant Bozack Position is a stance on homosexuality defined by the following:

Two individual males are only to be considered homosexual if their scrota contact in such a fashion as to permit the transference of sweat.

Colloquially known as the "balls are touching" stance.

"Dude, your balls touched! You're gay!"

"No. Under the Concomitant Bozack Position, since my sack was wrapped in saran, no ballsweat passed. I am safe."

by BGre December 13, 2007

Conbot

A type of weasel, usually seen in small burrows. It is known for its incredible stupidity and its amazing ability to be terrible at anything and everything it does. The Conbot is one of the few natural examples of a jackass of all trades. The singing of the Conbot is lethal to all those who hear it.

Frank was found dead after listening to a Conbot rendition of Hey Jude

by Beast_modez June 12, 2008

condom in back pocket

it is a good luck charm during parties. It states that you will not get caught by the police.

thank god you put your condom in back pocket, i don't feel like getting cought.

by partyanimal223 January 20, 2009

Suede Condom

Someone that gets played really bad, Old school term back in the 80's (NYC) . One who gets seriously tricked or fooled. Used in the Oran Juice Jones song "Walking In The Rain"

Man, she played me like a Suede Condom

by C Bizzle May 24, 2005

Poopy Condom

The product ie. condom after being used for anal fornication.
Synonymous with someone who likes to do fat chicks in the ass.

2. A condom that is deficated on during the act of anal penetration.

3. Someone who is as useful as a poopy condom

"Did you see that poopy condom he left in his best friends bed?"

"That kid is a pile of shit!" "No he is a poopy condom."

by XXforlife April 13, 2010

Burnt condom

the act of putting a mixture of jalipino juice and cayenne pepper on the outside of a condom before fucking a girl.

Guy: are you ready for this?
girl: yea baby
guy: ok it might sting because my cock is so huge
girl:i can handle it
*puts on the burt condom*
girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!
GUY: THAT'S MY BURNT CONDOM BITCH! THATS WHAT U GET FOR QUEEFING ON ME YESTERDAY!

by connor corrigan October 12, 2010