condom

Something used to prevent creating little monsters like you.

Wife: "Babe, don't forget a condom. I don't want a little monster"
Husband: "Okay"

by BusBusBusBusBus October 18, 2018

Condom

Something that made me, oh that's why my parents say I'm a mistake

For example:
Her: Remember to wear a condom?
Him: Oh shit...

by Make_a_wish_kid December 6, 2018

Concord, NH

A place where many from Boston and NYC come to live when they want to get away from it all (while only being an hour from Boston and around 4 hours from NYC). A nice town with meh schools but great for 60+ age group. Concord is home to high property taxes and many high value properties.

Where are you retiring?
I’m retiring to Concord, NH.

by MilfordNH January 1, 2019

concord middle school

The school in north Carolina that is Ghetto af as and only has black and Mexican people with very few whites

T-Shawn''yo i'm going to concord middle

Tim-concord middle school mom u disappoint me

by Narutouzimaki December 6, 2019

Concockosaurus Rex

The name given to a famous entrepreneurs penis who is technically not in the wrestling business.

We all know he's a great salesman, but let's be honest, Concockosaurus Rex closed deal.

by @Badmoneyslim March 8, 2020

Condom-Whiffle

When something (eg. a room, someone’s hands) smells like the latex of a condom or generally just a condom.

“Oh Christ Geraldine.. your front bottom smells like condom-whiffle”

by Thomas The Wank Engine October 2, 2020

Condolus

Condolus is Nate’s son. He is a great kid and is a funny person. He may take a bit to warm up, but he is an awesome friend. He knows how to make jokes but may be a bit annoying sometimes. He is a great athlete and is very fast. He is nice with the ladies and has a Snaggy mindset. He is a ride or die for his day 1’s and will have your back. If you know a Condolus then he is probably a cool dude.

Condolus is Nate’s son.

by NateSecured December 28, 2020