chomper

(n.)- A forceful act where all of ones teeth are broken out and oral sex is forced upon the vitcim; a forceful, bloody "blow job" where blood is a lubricant.

The crazy man gave the crazier woman a chomper.

by Beno December 10, 2003

commercial

for the most part, a waste of time. why do we have to watch advertisements on cable/satellite t.v. when we pay for the television and the fucking services to watch programs? The damn companies are money hungry and can't be happy with the 106 dollars a month we pay them for t.v. channels.

cable and satelite providers that show commercials like direct tv and comcast, and time warner and eagle communications, and many others need to be replaced by companies that actually care about their customers.

by Hawn Gnarley July 23, 2014

camper

(1) holding the rights to kill a timedword MOB /wordin an wordMMORPG/word such as wordAO/word or wordEQ/word

(2) waiting for a MOB to spawn so you could kill it for it's loot

(1) I'm camping Eel for my guild, so back off, kthx.

(2) I've been camping TK for 4 hours to get the rack for my dodga pads

by Toolbox November 8, 2003

comerse

To eat oneself. Generally not advised.

Yo I'm so mad at myself for falling asleep during that SAT, I could comerme!

by marocopolo October 14, 2004

STD Camper

A dubbass nigga who is in a relationship with a STD campsite. He will end up with a rash on his dick because his hoe is so natty. He will end up with his mom who will put ointment on his rash infected dick. YOU ARE SO DUMB YOU ARE REALLY DUMB FO' REAL!!!!! RUN AND TELL THAT!!!!! CAMPER!!!!!!!!!

Voice of Reason: Boy why you with that STD campsite now u infected with her rash!

Dumb Ass Mother Fucker: Because I Like her Alot.
Voice of Reason: I dont know what worse being an STD campsite or being a voluntary STD camper?????? Ya' Heard!!!!

by Friends Against STD CAMPSITES! April 27, 2011

compersion

The act of living vicariously though one of your own girl/boyfriends because they chose to abandon you and spend quality-time with someone else. It is widely believed "compersion" is a self-preservation technique developed by individuals that self-identify as polyamorous.

Jack has developed a keen sense of compersion to maintain his sanity after his girlfriend Jill, went to shag her other boyfriend John.

by Karbowiak October 17, 2009

Campers

adjective: Used to describe any situation or event that was intense
reasoning: campers are in tents

Damn, that movie Kids was straight up campers.

by Dillon Allbline May 21, 2007