I'm gonna commit

Abbreviation for "I am going to commit suicide."

Alternate forms: "Makes me wanna commit" for "That makes me want to commit suicide."

A: "How is your Calculus studying going?"
B: "Poorly. F'real, I'm gonna commit."

A: "How was that new Nicolas Cage movie?"
B: "Are you serious? Made me wanna commit."

by halbritma December 14, 2010

community moustache ride

multiple riders on a single handlebar moustache

Did you bring your pass!? The moustache leaves in five minutes via Burt Reynold's community moustache ride.

by C. Sampson March 16, 2009

Fat Commander

Usually characterized by an inexperienced, obese female armed with a small degree of authority in unimportant situations. The fat commander stubbornly domineers the workplace environment in an effort to accomplish meaningless goals and tasks based on their criteria, while ignoring all personal shortcomings such as bad breath or body odor.

Ah shit boys, here comes that fat commander!

by dimebagbrian November 1, 2009

committed hook up

1.A relationship which is not emotionally committed, but is monogamous.
2.A weekend only boyfriend/girlfriend who hooks up with you but is not hooking up with anyone else in the time between hook ups.

I am not ready for a serious relationship, but I need to have some fun so Alex is my committed hook up.

by AbAbyyy1622 October 8, 2009

commercial conspiracy

The phenomenon where no matter what channel you change to they ALL have commercials on at the same time!

200+ channels on cable and they ALL have commercials on at the same time?? commercial conspiracy

by JoeNJ2 September 28, 2011

Command Z

Said to UNDO any situation in real life. Derived from the common Apple Keyboard shortcut Command+Z.

Patrick trips and spills juice all over his pants in front of large crowd, he shouts, "Command Z". Everyone understands and gets back to their business.

by Word Boss LA December 7, 2011

Kory comment

A comment which is either a)incredibly random b)incredibly obvious or c) incredibly inapropriate in a humorus way

"wow, this dog is hairy!" "there is a pizza on that record player!" "If only I were a generation older (I could marry Laura's mom)" "hey I'm only underage for another 10 months!"

I LOVE YOU KORY!!!

by Walrus and the gang November 24, 2003