Can't Control Time

Can't Control Time is a general phrase people use who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their own faulty time management.

7:30 am
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time

by DarthFox January 31, 2017

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you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019

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You can't imagine

Why Israel would block aid? TO STARVE THEM. Because they're psychopath worshipping schizos "Where not killing them! God is! See? I did it indirectly so it's God!"

Hym "You can't imagine why they would do it? Because they want to make an example out of them to deter future attacks. How abouts, start raping Jewish women around the world and don't stop until they start letting food in. Start with Ben's wife's."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

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REAL SMART CAN'T

Aspirations thwarted by classification from the REAL SMART CANT.

I admit so badly I want to teach but for some reason REAL SMART CANT does not accept REAL SMART CAN'T PEDOPHILE.

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021

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I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.

Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.

by Candyswrites January 03, 2020

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