Speed Bump 

You're hitting on the real knockout of a babe in a bar, and as always there this one person (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.

I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the overweight or not too cute chick with her (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.

Speed Bump by Not so Special K November 5, 2006

speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend

(n.) A short-term girlfriend or boyfriend; often acquired because the two just want a girlfriend or boyfriend, not because the two actually have a connection; speed bump partners are often teenagers (maybe as young as 13 years of age); a speed bump partner may be acquired just for shock value, e.g. to impress someone; a speed bump partner may also be acquired because he or she has something attractive to another person that should matter minimally in a relationship, e.g. a lot of money.

The term "speed bump girlfriend" or "speed bump boyfriend" gets its name from the idea that he or she works somewhat like a speed bump: it needs to be passed and will come and go quickly.

Speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend in action:

Speaker 1: Tommy just got his first girlfriend.

Speaker 2: And Tommy is how old...?

Speaker 1: 13.

Speaker 2: She is probably just a speed bump girlfriend.

speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend by ihmsf October 25, 2009

clit bump 

1. the female equivalent of a dick slap; 2. a rough vaginal thrust leaving a tell-tale mark on the recipient's face, often described as a dot between curving parallel lines, i.e. the 'butterfly' bruise.

Attributed to Seattle poet, Chris Edwards. Origin unknown.

2009

Dude, ask that chick if she'll clit bump you on the face!

Dick slapped or clit bumped?!

She took him out to the desert, asked for some oral, clit bumped him and left him with only his cell phone and the tell-tale bruise on the side of his face. Cold shit.

clit bump by Jonesy 319 June 9, 2009

Elbow Bump 

A new greeting adopted during the Swine Flu because a fist bump involves too many germs.
Its popularity was boosted by CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta who used it while out reporting in Mexico.

Later, Dude. You just sneezed so you're getting an elbow bump.

Elbow Bump by @LaChilangabacha April 29, 2009

Jewish bump 

The bump many Jews (but NOT all) have on the tops of their noses.

Nanci: "Hey, do you know if Rochelle's Jewish?"
Minnie: "I'm not sure, but she does have a Jewish bump."

Jewish bump by FenwayFoulke September 9, 2007

jew bump 

a large or easily noticeable bump on ones nose, usually a Jewish person.

"Dude you see that girls jew bump?"

jew bump by Dustin3330 October 5, 2007

key bump

What you get when your homies are stingy with the bag.

Hitter: "Yo, lay me out a phatty."

Pitcher: "Nah man, I'm just doing key bumps."

key bump by shimmy shimmy coco pop August 21, 2007