bum nuts

Eggs: Normally refers to chicken eggs.

For breakfast, would you like your bum nuts scrambled or fried?

by Dingo Dave June 11, 2006

bum sex

putting someones willy up another ones bum hole. thus bum sex. (anal penetration). WARNING! EXTREME PAIN!

Anna strapped on a dildo and gave Cassie bum sex.

by BumSexy April 7, 2005

Bum Wee

An illness / infliction often found to affect 18 - 30 yr olds the morning after a big night out.

The bum wee is consistency of water, approximate density of 1001 kg/m3 and can be coloured various different shades of brown (linked to what alcohol has been consumed the night before - for example - Very Dark Brown = Guiness)

It can cause some "irritation" of the bottom, but this will subside once the bum wee ceases.

Very Dark Brown Bum Wee = Guiness

by Lord Bum Wee June 7, 2009

bum beer

The beer that bums buy, with their hodge-podge of coins and wrinkled, depressing bills. Usually obscure, depressing brands that make up in alcohol percentage what they lack in flavour, or anything out of the singles cooler.

"Why'd you buy Extra Old Stock, brah? Man, that shite is bum beer that makes my tongue tingle."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

bum shot

The act of consuming alcohol, typically from a shot glass, via the anus.

She was having a blast doing bum shots on the bar until she pooted and sprayed the bartender with 151.

by MetalGuru November 28, 2007

bum snot

phlegm expectorated by a dispossessed individual

The vagrant shot bum snot all over my pants. I couldn't decide whether to kill him or just break down and cry.

by Clark Zebo July 19, 2007

bum tart

when a guy cums in ur butt and u cum in his..

keyur:hey what was that thing u did to me last night ?
shaunak:hey we played bum tarts!!i love you!

by punani patel July 24, 2011