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stupid slut that dates my ex boyfriend

That common "slut" (or whore) that will break the girl code and go off limits by dating your once lover. Even if you claim to be "Over that doushe bag" its still never recommended to date a girl's ex, if you do, prepare to be bitch slaped.
Cara: What the fuck?! Look at that home wrecker of a stupid slut that dates my ex boyfriend! What the hell does she think she's doing with him?

Bridget: I don't know... but let's beat the shit out of her till she breaks up with him. :)
by heartloves_you June 11, 2009
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boyfh

Hot and spicy tartar sauce that you pull over one's own nipples.
Dude she poured boyfh all over her nipples last night!
by kpeck November 6, 2011
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pop a boyle

the act of having an unexpected erection that interrupts something that you are doing
Damn, why did I wear sweatpants, I know that third period biology always makes me pop a boyle!
by erstwhile March 11, 2008
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Future ex boyfriend

Pronounced FEB: f-eh-b
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in the relationship is a total douche bag.
Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future

A few days later . . .

Rachel: So what’s up with you and Mark?
Jessica: Oh, he is just my FEB (future ex boyfriend).
by Bessie Lou November 5, 2009
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Boyfriend Protector

When a young man (aka. indie rocker who would otherwise be standing with his hands in his pockets or tapping his foot lightly while doing a slight head bob) puts his arms around his significant other and then stands with his legs apart as if to ward off wild wolves (but actually to "lay claim" * to his significant other).

*Note: The use of the "boyfriend protector" is a phallocentric gesture.
Bif: "Jeez, look at that mo-fo putting tha boyfriend protector on his lady."

Gordo: "Ugh. I hope he dies."
by Anse Bundren October 2, 2009
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boyfriend shirt

Shirt a girl wears that belong to her boyfriend and therefore most likely 10x larger than her body size. May also stink with sweat or possess an overpowering smell of cologne depending on her boyfriend's hygiene.
"나은 had been wearing that boyfriend shirt everywhere for 3 months now... to the bus, her workplace, and even to the mall. She should probably wash it already."
by 이태민 February 17, 2014
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ignorant boyfriend

a boyfriend who thinks your always trying to prove him wrong when he never realizes how stupid he truly sounds and how dumb he is for pushing you away and not opening his own eyes.
listen to what i have to say and think about it before you think im a bitch ! your such an ignorant boyfriend
by pissyteen101 June 29, 2011
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