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Bendeskied

Verb. (Past tense)

To be brought into a state of extreme hangover, after what was intended to be an innocent, casual, early night with friends

To be willingly sidetracked, then rendered powerless to the shenanigans of an individual, most often female, Scorpio, with geographic ties to the state of New Jersey.

Characterized by:
The taking taking of personal days
Delayed or canceled plans
Worst headache of your life
Excessive ibuprofen/Gatorade consumption
Desire to do it again at the next possible opportunity
Toby won’t be joining us for brunch. He got Bendeskied last night and is home licking his wounds.
by Estonya November 5, 2022
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On bended knee

When a person gets on one knee and proposes to another; the act of asking for one person's hand in marriage.
Valentine was on bended knee for Ziggy Pop in the middle of a flash mob dancing to "Marry Me".
by SwtValentine13 October 13, 2014
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bendercake

someone who hates the word the word bendercake so much they get really pissed off when you call them a bendercake
Donald says:Angus you bendercake
Angus says:That's not a good word you prick, shut up!
by donlad July 11, 2009
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benderofx

One of the best casters on JTV. A massive failure. He is the brother of Bushwick78, another JTV caster.
Benderofx is a bucket of fail.
by Naccarius June 5, 2011
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smol binder bean

a cunt who thinks they are so fucking funny.
"UwU im a smol binder bean :333" -a cunt
" SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NASTY BITCH YOU ARE LITERALLY SO UNFUNNY I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU THINK BEING TRANSMASC IS SO CUTE WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IS CUTE ABOUT BEING TRANSGENDER YOUR LITERALLY SO UNFUNNY NOBODY FUCKING LIKES YOU, YOU PROBABLY ARE DATING A DISCORD MODERATOR BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE LOVES YOU LIKE SERIOUSLY YOU WONDER WHY YOUR MOTHER HATES YOU AND WHY YOUR DAD LEFT HMM I WONDER LOOK AT THE WAY YOU FUCKING ACT AROUND PEOPLE YOU ARE LITERALLY SO WEIRD PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I CURBSTOMP YOUR HEAD INTO THE CEMENT FLOOR" -an intellectual person
by charredbagel October 3, 2021
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antonio banderas

A very cool latino, that is not really latino.
After Alex saved the world from tyranny, he was named honorary "Antonio Banderas for a day."
by lasdjflasdjflasdjkf May 30, 2006
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Jacob Benner

Drummer for Late Nite Reading (LNR)

Extremely attractive and super funny,
every girl want to be with a boy like Jacob.

PS,

im sort of in love with him even though we've never met :) <3
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: LNR's new song Save it for the Slow Dance!
Person 1: Oh my god! I love that song, ecspecially with Jacob Benner's drumming skills!(:
by kfhasjvhbasfjkasp March 29, 2011
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