Best before

An item is at its best between certain times. It will still be good after is best before date, just not as good and not for as long.

Honey does not have a best before date

by Stankygirl. 67 September 6, 2020

Besties before testies

Another way of saying, bro’s before hoes or sisters before misters.

Bestie 1: I saw him kick a poodle. He’s horrible
Bestie 2: What? No you didn’t. You’re lying.
Bestie 1: no I’m serious, remember, besties before testies. Trust me.

by Bananastation August 26, 2021

Run Before You Can Walk

What idiots say when they don't know the actual term.

Noah: I want to be a billionaire.
Tom: You'll never be a billionaire.
Noah: You have to run before you can walk.
Tom: That makes no sense

by FadeWade November 3, 2021

Homo before 99

The act of being/acting in a homosexual way before the age of 99

Punishable by death

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Man 1: bro I had gay sex last night

Man 2: bro that’s illegal because your not 99 yet

Man 1: please don’t kill me for being homo before 99

by Homob499 January 31, 2022

sip before you rip

Take a sip of water (or your designated beverage). Before you rip your bong

cewpins: Take a sip before you rip mate!

by bowlsnappingbrinkman December 30, 2022

check thyself before thy wreck thyself

also known as the 11th commandment, it is a sentence used when someone makes a fool of someone for something that also applies to them.

also a great advice.

many variations exist, like:

"check yourself before you wreck yourself"

or the more correct version of this one :

"check thine self before thou wreck thine self"

example 1.

ghost 1: - "man ghosts sucks"

ghosts 2: - "you know you're a ghost right?"

ghost 1: - "holy ghost! you're right"

ghost 2: - "check thyself before thy wreck thyself"
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example 2:

online scrub - "you're grammar sucks"

online proud fedora owner - " *your* check thyself before thy wreck thyself"

by count philosopher July 11, 2016

10 seconds before you go-go

This is the sexual act of teasing your partner for such an extended amount of time and just barely keep him from ejaculating. And when you think the time is right, you simply start having normal sex so he can't manage to hold it back for more than 10 seconds.

I don't know what to think...Stacy did the 10 seconds before you go-go on me, and now i'm neither satisfied, nor dissapointed.

by crazy_weisz October 19, 2018