beating the lamp

massaging the tip of your penis then sticking your finger in the hole to plug the cum up and it inflates to the shape of a lampshade.

I got an infection from beating the lamp.

by viva_vagina October 30, 2007

Beat Text

According to the beat text guide, a beat text is ANY message sent after the hour of 12 midnight to the opposite sex. It may encompass such phrases as "Hey, what are you doin", Are you up", or can even go as bold as to say" What are you wearing"( That should only be used for someone you know is :
a. A freak
b. A slut
c. Some combination of the two
d. All of the above( I know it sounds weird)
It may also be some other phrases that entails" I am on the way"
It's reply should always be a simple yes or no. If the answer is no, you are allowed a maximum of 37 minutes to try and coax a yes. After 37 minutes, you are simply to play it off. The hours can only be moved up for EXCESSIVE alcohol consumption, in which case, anytime you are at your most drunken state, you may initiate a beat text.The hours are not moved for any event such as the superbowl, NBA games, College football, nor 24.

It's 12:30 and I'm horny. I think I'll send ol girl a beat text and see if I can get some.

by J Boi of Fab 5 January 24, 2008

Jungle Beat

When a black man plays shitty rap music that repeats over and over and is fucking annoying.

Hey Nigger turn that jungle beat off!

by vector November 17, 2004

Catch-a-beat

To masturbate, jack off, jack it, rub one out, rub one off, to beat it, to beat off, etc.

Tron Buckler decided to not to hang out and go home to catch-a-beat.

by Heav Notorious aka Snugs November 5, 2009

beat down

To receive a BEAT DOWN would be equivalent to getting your ass seriously beaten by another person or persons; to have one's ass handed to them; to be "pounded into the ground" by someone who doesn't like you.

"Hey, look at that lil' wimp bitch over there. Lets go give him a beat down."

by EmAr33 December 26, 2006

beat up

A Gary-Chicago term used to refer to the act of eating.
Food is often referred to as "beat'em ups"

I about to hit 'danos and beat up a pizza.

by gravity5 April 14, 2006

beat it uuuuup

An stronger form of beat it up. While beating it up means having intercourse with a woman, beating it uuuuup means really going at it like crazy or doing it multiple times. The more you drag out the "u" in "up," the more vigorous and/or repeated you are trying to say that the act was. Further emphasis can be added by sticking your tongue out during the "uuuuu" part.

Situation: Steve's little sister, Tammy, is a high school senior considering attending a college 500 miles from where Steve's family lives. Steve's friend from high school, Josh, is currently a junior at that college. Steve thought it would be a good idea for Josh to show Tammy around and introduce her to some people during her visit to the school.

Steve: "How did everything go with Tammy? It sounds like she had a great time."
Josh: "She sure as hell did! First I showed her around campus and introduced her to some of my friends. Then we went out to a bar and had a bunch of shots. After that I took it back to my place and I beat it up. Sorry dude."
Steve: "How could you, man? That's really disrespectful. Oh well, I'll get over it. We still on for South Padre for spring break?"
Josh: "Fo' shizzle my nizzle."

Alternatively:
Steve: "How did everything go with Tammy? It sounds like she had a great time."
Josh: "She sure as hell did! First I showed her around campus and introduced her to some of my friends. Then we went out to a bar and had a bunch of shots. After that I took it back to my place and I beat it uuuuup! Skeet skeet! Sorry dude."
Steve: "WHAAAAT!?!?!? You motherfucking son of a bitch! That's my little sister! I'm going to kill you!!!"

by Nicholas D March 10, 2010