When you’re hitting it from behind, you tell them to turn around like you’re gonna splooge, and you karate chop a packet of Mayonnaise in their face.
I had to switch churches after I gave the pastors daughter an Alabama Baptism, and temporarily blinded her.
by MartonB April 3, 2022
Get the Alabama baptism mug.a cult that holds very conservative views. Will literally shoot you if you use the NIV (KJV only), wear pants as a female, question leadership in the church, or are gay. They believe that women are under men and should never have any leadership roles. Basically they stay at home barefoot and pregnant. They also beat their children before they can even form words (spare the rod spoil the child). Many have schools so they can keep the children away from the world so they do not get corrupted. If you grew up in this denomination im sorry :(
by awaw54 December 3, 2021
Get the independent fundamental baptist mug.by Realnworduser April 30, 2022
Get the John the Baptist mug.fat kid w/ no dick and likes to finger his asshole..also..has pickle tits and jerks off to gay porn of jc's computer w/ his smerl cerk and lil' load
by dink March 28, 2003
Get the bartfart mug.by Ashighaskite June 2, 2018
Get the Baptiste mug.johnny thought he was bisexual, until he got his baptism of fire!
now he's vaginally fucking all the local broads.
now he's vaginally fucking all the local broads.
by t'quan February 12, 2006
Get the baptism of fire mug.completely translated from the swedish expression "toalettdöpa" (toilet baptize) which is the same as "swirling". you grab a guy and put his head down into a toilet and then flush!
by Eddie Dexx October 9, 2010
Get the Toilet Baptize mug.