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Alabama baptism

When you’re hitting it from behind, you tell them to turn around like you’re gonna splooge, and you karate chop a packet of Mayonnaise in their face.
I had to switch churches after I gave the pastors daughter an Alabama Baptism, and temporarily blinded her.
by MartonB April 3, 2022
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independent fundamental baptist

a cult that holds very conservative views. Will literally shoot you if you use the NIV (KJV only), wear pants as a female, question leadership in the church, or are gay. They believe that women are under men and should never have any leadership roles. Basically they stay at home barefoot and pregnant. They also beat their children before they can even form words (spare the rod spoil the child). Many have schools so they can keep the children away from the world so they do not get corrupted. If you grew up in this denomination im sorry :(
boy: oh yah! I grew up Independent Fundamental Baptist
girl: Oh, so you grew up in a cult?
by awaw54 December 3, 2021
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John the Baptist

Putting your phone in your pants and rubbing the screen with your genitals
I was on FaceTime and I had to bless dis bitch wit a John the Baptist
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bartfart

fat kid w/ no dick and likes to finger his asshole..also..has pickle tits and jerks off to gay porn of jc's computer w/ his smerl cerk and lil' load
Bartfart is grounded for slamming his sister.
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Baptiste

Has a 1 incher , he is the kind of guy who will fuck a horse.Also realy fn FAT
My Friend is such a Baptiste no body will ever like him.
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baptism of fire

johnny thought he was bisexual, until he got his baptism of fire!
now he's vaginally fucking all the local broads.
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Toilet Baptize

completely translated from the swedish expression "toalettdöpa" (toilet baptize) which is the same as "swirling". you grab a guy and put his head down into a toilet and then flush!
Next time that guy shows up, we're gonna toilet baptize him
by Eddie Dexx October 9, 2010
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