Bald Tire Eagle

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.

We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!

by Dartanian The Magnificent May 22, 2019

bald assclown

A bald headed assclown

Hairless finance manager who is acting like a bald assclown.

by Bil Gener March 02, 2012

bald yasuhiro

bald yasuhiro bottom text is a meme originated over making characters bald ig 🚺

person: what's bald yasuhiro
person: bottom text

by ♿️ brb 🚹 ok I'm back January 09, 2021

bald yasuhiro

bald yasuhiro is a meme originated over making characters bald ig

person: what's bald yasuhiro
person: bottom text

by ♿️ brb 🚹 ok I'm back January 09, 2021

3d egg bald vomit

egg bald vomit in the third dimension

3d egg bald vomit is gyoulifp

by ACK shmo March 01, 2022

3d egg bald vomit

egg bald vomit in the third dimension

3d egg bald vomit is so vomit eeeeeee

by March 01, 2022

disco bald

when a light reflects off of a bald man's head and illuminates the room

the room was instantly lit up when the sun shined through the window onto his head because he was disco bald

by pseudowoodoRoute36 February 18, 2017