Slap My Bass

To slap or fuck a girl in her vagina.

Hey buddy for $20 you can slap my bass

by Creator of Slap My Bass July 6, 2010

Standup Bass

When your girlfriend is on top with her back against your chest and your penis in her anus while fingering her clitoris and stimulating her nipple.

Boy 1: "Yeah dude I was playing the Standup Bass"
Boy 2: "Isn't that where you fuck her in the ass while stimulating her clit and nipple?"
Boy 1: "Yeah dude"

by Tekzalust January 5, 2012

Slap some bass

a slang way to tell some one you play the bass guitar

Bob: hey Sam dont you play an instrument ?
Sam: oh yeah i slap some bass
Bob: oh sweet we should make a band

by Tayeback August 20, 2009

dddddddrop the bass

that moment when the bass drops and everybody freaks out

dude: wait man here comes the best part
due 2: the bass drop man
DDDDDDDROP THE BASS WOWOWOWOWOWO WUBWUBWUBWUB
dude: WOWOWOW
dude 2: WOWOWOW

by Mr.Heisenberg November 8, 2013

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the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world

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by fuckitimgoingtohell September 24, 2021

Swedish Bass Fetish

A sexual activity invented by the Swedes. The Bass Fetish involves shoving an entire bass guitar up a goats rectum. Occasionally it is possible to also cram an amp in there.

That Swede won't play bass ever since that accident last year with the Swedish Bass Fetish.

by iamalex April 28, 2009

Slapping the bass

Slapping the bass is a sexual term and means to masturbate

Slapping the bass hard will cause a string to break

by L0llerc0aster June 4, 2010