Australian Acupuncture

When you get a thighjob from a cactus and then your bro gives you a blowjob and then spits the needles back out at you.

"Bro have you ever tried Australian Acupuncture?"
"No, I haven't."
"You wanna try it?"
"Sure."

by Cactus Cat November 21, 2024

American-Australian

Some made up shit that Aussies come up with to make them selves sound like Americans.

Australian: Hey I’m American-Australian

American: Go back to your country thats not a thing

by DSRPHASWEIRD May 13, 2019

Australian Whoopass

to bang your girlfriend in the ass and right before cumming, bounce together like two motherfucking bodies of kangaroo all over the bed then cumming.

Last night, Sheila and Ricky were screaming, making crashing sounds as Sheila was given the Australian Whoopass from Ricky.

by Snoresville March 3, 2016

Australian Spitroast

The sexual position of two males facing each other with a female in between, one male fucking her from behind the other getting a blowjob but the female is upsidedown, arms and legs facing up, like she is in Australia.

She loves being spitroasted but really likes being manhandled and held off the ground, upsidedown, while being spitroasted, Australian style; Australian Spitroast!

by 0neHugeWang! May 21, 2021

Australian Jayne

A Jayne from Australia whose name is Jayne. Usually to imply a woman that enjoys boring hikes and long walks on days they could’ve spent having fun zip-lining or going to a water park.

A Jayne who can’t spell worth a shit to save her life

“Ah, man, you must know an Australian Jayne. She’s super boring and only wants to hike or play a board game. She must be from Australia.”

“Nah mates I dont wanna hav fun and go zi p linningg, whhat u guyes think abut injoying a good hyke insteaad?

by Stanislavbogomolov August 3, 2024

Australian Airforce Cadets

The Australian Airforce Cadets are the superior of all Cadets, Better than the Homosexual "Anchor Wanker" and the very horny "Tanker Wankers", The Airforce Cadets The Australian Airforce Cadets are also the smartest and most intellectual out of the 3. Think of them like the Middle child, Extremely Underrated

Oh shit, theres the Australian Airforce Cadets

by UP_DA_WAHS May 21, 2024

Australian

Australian- A person who is born / a citizen of Australia.
Australians are really, the indigenous!
Most Australian think calling people "wogs" & "chinks" are normal & not offensive...

A bit sad because I love this country!

Ie: my mother is white, father is Asian.

When people ask what my "natio" is & I say Aussie.... MAJORITY of people will look at me & ask again.... So I say; you mean what's my parents background?! I am AUstralian! FOR FUCKS SAKE IVE never even been to another country!!!

Australian- (White) people: I'm an Aussie!!Australian

Me: are you?? You mean you're a POM!
Coz the Aussies, real Australian are the kooris

by Istambay December 23, 2015