Austin

A guy who will willingly nuke anything, try to melt down a nuclear reactor, invade Poland, and try to cause any and as much destruction as possible.

That Austin causes so much destruction.

by Mr. Good Sir the 14th December 2, 2024

Austin

my cutie pie bf who loves transformers tm

wow Austin loves transformers

by ohesfohs March 20, 2024

Austin

A grown man who claims to be autistic in order to convince his friends he's innocent of being a paedophile, by sending pictures of himself naked to young girls.

Have you heard about Austin? He fucked a lady bug doll, then sent it to 12 year old girls.

by Feetfucker55 March 23, 2024

Austin

An auteestic child.

Austin is teestic.

by plato! July 24, 2024

Austin

your local car guy and can name out any car just by the head lights

he's doing the austin again

by XEMPTED April 23, 2024

austin

a boy who takes advantage of girls and cheats on all his girlfriends. he’ll most likely call you fat as if he’s not pushing 230.

arron: did you see austin today
mike: how could i not that guy is huge

by mikeischillin April 28, 2024

Austin

The social glue in the friend group. Easygoing, steady, and the one who helps keep the peace when stronger personalities start clashing.

“Teddy brings the structure, Tristan brings the intensity, Dante brings the calm, and Austin keeps the whole thing balanced.”

by The Writer’s Room March 7, 2026