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1. When stopping at gas station will always say “hey babe I’m grabbing a Red Bull want anything?”
2. Probably drives a big black truck with seat all the way back when asked why he replies “because I can”
3. His wife is most likely asks “why are you so annoying, it’s like your a child” but loves him deeply because she has to
1. When stopping at gas station will always say “hey babe I’m grabbing a Red Bull want anything?”
2. Probably drives a big black truck with seat all the way back when asked why he replies “because I can”
3. His wife is most likely asks “why are you so annoying, it’s like your a child” but loves him deeply because she has to
Andres is not a people person you will probably find him in his room watching the office or football
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Get the Andres mug.The name Andres means a person who is quiet to people that he doesn't know alot but goofy to people that he knows alot. And most of the time he has his earbuds with him.
Unknown 1 : you know that guy Andres
Unknown 2 : yeah he is one of the quiet guys in the class .
Unknown 1 : what? He is one of the funniest guys
Unknown 2 : huh?
Unknown 2 : yeah he is one of the quiet guys in the class .
Unknown 1 : what? He is one of the funniest guys
Unknown 2 : huh?
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