Happy Ever After

When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.

Man: hey let’s go get a message

Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after

by Karen7397 October 7, 2022

After sog

When a girl has been sexually aroused her vagina is still lubricated after intercourse .

her pussy is still wet after sex ! ready for seconds

do you want a towel for your after sog?
im getting a shower ive got after sog!
aww my knicker are soaking wet ! why ? after sog

by Lmcr111 May 15, 2019

After 9

A closeted gay man 👌

KG is an after 9? That’s crazy

by Todd Masifhi April 28, 2024

0.0001 seconds after

A playful terminology used by internet memes to convey the idea of "as soon as." It emphasizes the immediacy of an action, often in a humorous or exaggerated manner.

I'll get started on that project 0.0001 seconds after you send me the details!

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

After Breakfast Drink Lemonade

A secret handshake phrase for ABDLs (Adult Babies & Diaper Lovers) that's catchy and easy to remember.

Coined in 2022.

"Hey, nice sticker!"
"Thanks"
"After Breakfast Drink Lemonade?"
"Omg yes!!!"

by Crinkly_Jane_Doe March 15, 2024

Burrito after dark

Anal sex

Last night my girlfriend let me get a burrito after dark

by Sir Gideon September 12, 2023

staying after

Staying behind the group at your scheduled activity to take a shit.

Hey man, after the show, I’m staying after for a few. Gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

by Gardenhosebowlingball August 21, 2023