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oww i sat on a tack and it hurt my ass.
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An augmentative suffix that can be added to short adjectives, generally of Germanic origin, usually requiring hyphenation, to form a stronger adjective.
"Man, that’s a sweet-ass car."

big-ass

long-ass
tall-ass
sick-ass
random-ass
broke-ass
stupid-ass
dumb-ass
silly-ass
by Simplulo February 4, 2021
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Suffix, usually disapproving. Used in derogatory terms as an intensifier. For example ‘smart-ass’
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ass foam

2 parts shit 1 part cum.
Alex quickly pulled his dick out of his girlfriends ass producing wicked ass foam. She ass foamed everywhere, ruined the sheets.
by ohohface247 January 7, 2012
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Ass Grapes

When a male tucks his genetalia behind his legs to make himself look barren from the front, but when you view him from the back it appears his ass has a bunch of grapes hanging from it because the penis and balls have been suffocated between the legs.
Joe gives himself ass grapes just like Buffalo Bill did in "Silence of the Lambs."
by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 23, 2019
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ass-spirations

ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.

At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.

This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).

Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.

Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!

As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”

As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.

But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
The longer one is married, the easier it is for a good series binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 25, 2023
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Ass Jazz

Slang term for a fart or farting.
A subgenre of jazz that combines improvisation and the expression of shit-flavored air.
They were blown away by the ass jazz concert!
by the definition circuit February 27, 2021
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