your moms ist

your moms pussy.

pronounced:(scient-IST)

your friend: where tf were you?
you: your moms ist

or

"I fucked your mom right in her ist"

by lychie August 2, 2023

doin your mom

a song from ray William Johnson

Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom

by raywilliamjohnsonfan123 March 18, 2022

tebowed your mom

The act of getting down on one knee and "tebowing" a woman's vagina

I tebowed your mom so hard last night her vagina is dilated about 2 inches

by anynomous E=mc2 September 16, 2013

404 your mom

When you engage in the act of sex with someone’s mother

I’m gonna 404 your mom bitch!

by Martin two marijuana cigars January 26, 2022

So's your mom

So's your mom, often used when you do not have an insult, can be used as a reply to anything.
Just...watch how and when you reply...it can be leathellll!!! <.<

Boy: You smell.
Girl: so's your mom.
Boy: -groans- Im so hott!!
Girl: So's your mom...wai-
Boy: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
everyone else around: -laughs-
Girl: N...NO THATS NOT WHAT I..!
Boy: Heh, ewww you think my moms hoot!!!
Girl: NO, I DIDN'T!!!....ARGHH THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!

by I was your mom. April 13, 2011

your mom long

A your mom joke gone rong.

Taylor: Guess how long my shlong is?
Michael: Your mom long!

by Your moms big hairy ballsack May 29, 2008

plooney your mom

plooney your mom is the act of plooney. But, the image of George Clooney is held by your mother sitting in a chair across the room, but in plain sight, of where you are your partner are copulating.

When asked to plooney she responded, Plooney your mom bitch! He later attempted to do so but missed causing an unfortunate clean up for his mother.

by Professor Quinta July 18, 2008