Woodland High School

A school attened by mostly sluts and whores. The guys are mean. The classes are stupid and pointless, the teachers are stupid and lame. Its a preforming arts school so there is way to much drama. Everyont and thing there sucks big time!

"Did you hear about that girl that got knocked up and got 5 new std's at Woodland High School?!"

by jifpoen January 18, 2009

Microsoft Word

A piece of shit word-processing program that lets you create text documents... but before you do, it'll auto-edit (incorrectly, that is) your words, grammar, while sometimes it just wants to auto-format your work when you don't want it to. Mis-clicked anything? Highlighted some text? Well, for some mysterious reason, it'll move it to another text file because it's a flaming piece of crap. This is from Microsoft, people! Multi-billion dollar computer company! It can't even create a reliable word processing program!

I just want to create an essay! Don't fuckin' change my text font size to 10! Fucking shit! I don't want Arial, you flaming pile of horse shit, Times New Roman you mother fuckin' shitrag!

What the fuck? NO, I just want to fucking add an image!

5 MB!? Are you fucked?

Asshole! Get off my screen you obnoxious paper clip! Fuck!

Microsoft Word? More like "Microsoft Fucks You". FUCK.

by Babababaasascscvdgbdrv November 21, 2009

word nerd

1. A cool person who spends way too much time reading definitions off of urbandictionary.com

2. A total GEEK who passes time by insightfully expanding his.her vocabulary by frequenting dictionary.com

GIRL 1: EW! Why is that boy browsing dictionary.com?

GIRL 2: That's Steven, he's a total word nerd.

by sanitywasntthatgreatanyway May 6, 2005

Bad Word

Under US law, bad words bypass the first amendment. It is a cause for execution.

Timmy: Heck you

FBI Agent: Hello, Timmy. Don’t say bad words around here.

by CultistOfJimmy November 7, 2018

urban word anxiety

when wish you can know every fucking word added on this site.

urban word anxiety: so many fucking words I just skimmed through, but there's millions more.

by MrBates July 29, 2010

the word

I can't believe you haven't heard.

Everybody's heard about the bird.
Ba-ba-ba-bird bird bird
Bird is the word...

Everybody's talkin' about the bird.
Bird is the word.

by anon111112 February 24, 2009

purr word

A word used to induce a positive response or association in the person hearing or reading it. Commonly used to appeal to people's emotions rather than their reasoning, and thereby get them on your side.

Antonym: snarl word

George Bush peppered his discourse around his war plans with phrases intended to associate an invasion of Iraq with "peace" and "freedom."

"For all who love freedom and peace, the world without Saddam Hussein's regime is a better and safer place."
-- George W. Bush

by frickinmuck April 20, 2005