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One Eyed Wizard

1. A name for the male reproductive organs
2. A name for a special type of device for consuming cannabis
Hey man, last night I was hitting the one eyed wizard.

I think that's a penis.

No man, a device used for recreationally smoking Mary Jane.

Oh OK.
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Wacky Wizard Synth

Wacky Wizard Synth - the symphonic, instrumental tones commonly found in Scandinavian metal music.

“Wacky” - describes how death metal is not typically known for majestic and/or operatic melodies;
”Wizard” - signifies the mystical sound that is created as a result of the above referenced fusion; and
“Synth” - (short for synthesizer) refers to the keyboard instrument that produces this creative musical technique.

As a footnote, the adjective “wacky” should in no way, shape or form imply silliness. The adjective simply denotes that this particular style of music is uncommon and extraordinary.

Wacky Wizard Synth
"Hey, during our next set let's throw in some wacky wizard synth."
by Kim Z. February 2, 2007
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Magic Wizard Crystals

Crystals created by wizards through sorcery and dark magic, often stolen by white businessmen usually used to power modern technology eg. iPhones and TV’s
Oi cunt the tv isn’t working I think the magic wizard crystals are losing their magic, better consult the Mr Avacadra to get some more crystals
by Neverminddimitri December 16, 2019
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tickling the pink wizard

A slang term that means to make love.
Mom: Son, let's talk about the birds and the bees.

Son: Oh, you mean tickling the pink wizard?
by easa the iguana March 26, 2013
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Short Stick Wizard

When a man with a small penis when about to ejaculate during a blow job, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.
A guy with a short penis does the Short Stick Wizard by withdrawing from a blow job when about to ejaculate, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.
by Amputee Starfish porn August 13, 2009
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wizards sleeve

Emma Paradises undercarridge
"Jesus that Emma Paradise is a bit baggy down stairs her mott is like a wizards sleeve!"
by Anonymous September 15, 2003
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twister wizard 3000

The act of performing oral sex with both hands in a twisting motion on a male
Kayla gave Kenneth the twister wizard 3000 last night
by Kenneth staten January 19, 2023
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