Data Wizard 

High-level consulting executive engaged in life saving manual data entry. Other tasks include taking invaluable meeting minutes, preparing pointless "strategic" documents, and irrelevent endless internet surfing.

Top Data Wizards include: Big Poppa Pump, J-Weezy, Boust, The Dr., CEO Zim, PPD IB, Mo Money Pete

Data Wizard by Master Data Wizard May 18, 2010

cream wizard 

A known sexual predator or pedophile

He just got out of prison... He's a cream wizard.

cream wizard by MoneyMay February 23, 2015

Pure Wizard 

1) The name of a superhero although said name will never be awesome as "Cheerful Black Corporal".

2) Something to say when something awesome happens or to describe an awesome object.

3) A phrase found by two amazing, wonderful, magnificent people who have too much spare time.

1)"Yo bled when he did that back flip it was like pure wizard!"
2) "I ate ten thousand oreos. They were pure wizard"

Pure Wizard by oreosarethefoodofgods July 26, 2010

Zipped wizard 

A male who thinks that he is a wizard but he isn't because he always gets his male genitalia caught in his zipper.

Austin: Dude I'm such a wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.

Zipped wizard by DrDerpenheimer July 29, 2014

Beer Wizard 

The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".

"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."

"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."

Beer Wizard by broooomswuad April 17, 2015

beer wizard 

the one who summons and distributes beer at college party's

"yo where's the beer wizard at?"
"bro, they're over there, summoning it as we speak"

beer wizard by panda200 April 18, 2015

Carpet wizard 

The guy who made this definition

You know that guy carpet wizard

Carpet wizard by Carpet wizard November 4, 2016