windows

The prototype for the Doomsday operating system called Microsoft Skynet(tm), which became self-aware six weeks after it was released.

The movie Terminator is just a warning to all those who use Windows as their operating system.

by John Connor August 17, 2003

Windows

1) Those things on your wall that you can open an see through.

2) The worst operating system ON EARTH.

1) WHOA! Look through the window!

2) Windows = windblows = windSUCK

by osxdude November 2, 2007

Windows 98

The only way that you could make this OS run for any period of time is by not running it. Or just run the whole thing from its 16-bit (but really 2-bit) command line, DOS.

My dog could write better operating systems than Windows 98 by urinating on a keyboard.

by edwin May 15, 2004

Windows Media Player

Pretty good program, considering its made by microsoft. Although its really bad about slowing my computer down (it is an HP, which sucks)

Running, Call of Duty, AIM, Norton Antivirus and listening to my Smashing Pumpkins CD on Windows Media Player....computer actully slows down....thank you Windows XP

by IRISHREPUBLICANARMY January 10, 2004

windows

a great operating system.
for gaming.
...that's it.

in all seriousness, windows is a perfect OS for people like you.

dude: did you hear, man?! they released the new xbox!!!
dude2: really? what's it called? what kinda processor? details!!
dude: Xbox XP with a 3.2 GHz Intel Pentium 4!!1!!1! lol pwned!!
dude2: that sounds a lot like a standard gaming PC with windows
dude: no man, it's so much better! omgwtfbbq!!!111!

by l0rdn1k0|\| May 1, 2006

Windows Vista

Will either:
-Blow Up
-Die
-Steal you bank details
-Ruin you life
-Kill you

Me: What's your OS
Friend: Windows Vista
Me: I WILL COME ROUND YOU HOUSE AND STICK MY WINDOWS 10 INSTALLER USB INTO YOUR COMPUTER AND MAKE YOU SUFFER WHILE I DO IT
Friend: oke

by ΨλΜΞΖ June 8, 2020

Windows 10

A weird operating system that overheats your system

Yo you got the Trashy Windows 10?

by James Straws April 20, 2021