Paint with all the colors of the wind

To make a wet fart, leaving a visible poop stain on one's clothes

I can paint with all the colors of the wind if I've eaten enough Taco Bell.

by Bahmo May 26, 2019

not worth a good fart in a high wind

Not worth a good fart in a high wind: Worthless; no good; pitiful.

That last football play was not worth a good fart in a high wind!

by dmillswvu82 September 5, 2021

Gone With the Wind

The act of farting in public and walking away from it.

Tom: *farts*
Jane: Tom, that is so gross! Where are you going?
Tom: I'm Gone with the Wind. *leaves*

by D-Sane May 21, 2008

Passed Wind

To fart

Kid-Eww margaret farted
Parent-Hey you mean she passed wind.
Kid-Yeah well she passed wind and she passed a fart too!

by troubledemon March 28, 2010

three sheets to the wind

This old saying indicating how a person walk after having too much to drink originated in New England. Wind mills used for grinding grain had four blades. Big sheets (similar to sails) where stretched across the blades (or woven between the slates). The wind mill would wobble when only three blades were loaded, hence the term "three sheets to the wind"

After consuming a bottle of rum, Bob was walking as if he had three sheets to the wind.

by Batwings August 30, 2006

suck wind

sucking in air with your anus, holding the air, then releasing it in a fart.

"I suck in wind and fart it out. It's like recycling air through my anus."

by guzzly November 17, 2004

Sucking Wind

The action of putting glass to mouth and twisting your wrist until you receive carpal tunnel. If one was to suck wind without acheiving a feeling of carpal tunnel in there wrist, one is not twirling with enough enthusiasm and determination.

Im sucking wind so hard right now with Scotty Pippin and the lads.

by Pippa Middleton July 29, 2011