Lmao k

when someone types you "lmao k" they are in most cases really mad or they don't believe you
lmao means "Laughing My Ass Off" and is mostly used in positive way but when combined with "k" then the meaning is turning negative.

"yea and that really happened" Lmao k
another example
"Look Im really sorry.. " Lmao k

by dorkgoatdivk November 14, 2018

K-Fed

To "K-Fed" someone is to impregnate a famous & wealthy woman with you only intentions being to collect a ridiculous amount of child support each month, like K-Fed did to Britney.

I'm gonna k-fed Ellen DeGeneres so I can get super-paid!

by noGAS4life April 20, 2009

k Pot

A slang term used to describe a Soldier's or Marine's Kevlar balistic helmet.

Hey man, I saw some ass clown using your K Pot as a basin.

by leadthrower August 28, 2006

K/D

It's infinity during your life and 0 at the end of your life, unless you're a murderer.

Everyone's who didn't murder anybody and is reading this K/D is infinity.

by 32121 November 26, 2019

K-whopper

Trucker-speak for the Kenworth make of 18-wheelers. Called such because they are generally large and expensive, even for an 18-wheeler. Generally considered the Cadillac of 18-wheelers.

Hey Rubber Duck, I heard you bought a brand new K-whopper.

by fizzle April 7, 2004

lol, k

(1) Originally used as in a "srsly" fashion to express laughter and agreement (2) Should be now used as a way to show sarcastic submission (i.e. you want to tell the noob not-so-subtly that he's really making an ass out himself)

(1)
"Ur avatars so funnay n kewl!!1 OMG!!!1"
"LOL, K"

(2)
"Can I borrow $10? I'll pay you back?"
"LOL, K"

"Am I FUN or what?"
"LOL, K"

by Tojonto June 11, 2006

K-Mart

A department store that sells, among other items, notoriously unfashionable/poor quality clothing. All clothing brands are licensed exclusively to K-Mart (i.e. Route 66) and quite unsuccessfully attempt to mimic current trends.

Associated with a demographic that is either low income, cheap by choice, or fashionably inept.

Popular Kid: "John's such a dork, saying those lameass sneakers with no logo are real skate shoes. He probably got them at K-Mart."

Social Reject: "My mom's gonna take me to K-Mart tomorrow to get some cool t-shirts."

by foreign lump February 10, 2006