rug wife

When you don't enjoy being intimate with your wife so you take to a rug to enjoy yourself.

Jim: My wife is so boring, I want a divorce.
Mike: Don't divorce her, that would cost too much, just get a rug wife.

by Netflixandill March 18, 2017

cancer wife

A woman you've picked out to marry in the event that you're wife dies of cancer

Shelley's so hot! I've picked her as my cancer wife.

by Questionable decision maker March 29, 2017

wife boss

A wife so in control of her husband that he no longer has a life

John, you still good for the stag do? Er, not sure I can.
But you’re the best man?

Yeah I think it’s on my wife’s yoga class and I’m meant to be washing sand out my vagina.
Have a word with your wife boss and see if she’ll let you out.
Yeah, safe

by Ninasimone March 3, 2018

Errol's Wife

Errol a Fluffy Bunny

Errol

I would love to taste Errol's Wife She's so sexy, I don't think he can manage this woman 😂
Come a Western Rd mek we learn you how to be a better mon eena bed & satisfy her needs.

Too much eating under frock Star...not good learn to hold it for longer..

by Janet21 January 8, 2023

God Wife

Similar to being a God Parent. In the event your spouse dies of natural or unnatural causes you have a back up wife to fill the void left by the passing of your wife.

It is a total bummer my wife died. Luckily I have a God Wife to do my laundry.

by canyoupleasesayplease August 21, 2018

hanako_kuns...wife

She is a very nice person✨ And she ate her dad ashes🥶👹 and lit her cousin on fire 🥶✨ as she told me but I guess she likes anime and kpop. She is a good Bestay😰🥳🙄

hanako_kuns...wife

by htpps...yoongi December 27, 2020

lokis wife

lokis wife is jewel burris

“jewel is here!”

“who’s jewel?”

“lokis wife dumbass”

by 𝐼 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑚 ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑢 May 31, 2021