Cabbage Water

Watered down semen, usually occurring as a direct result of over-fapping.

"So I tugged myself stupid to Vicky Vette clips last night. After a couple of dozen skeets, I wasn't shooting anything other than cabbage water."

by Brubaker1971 June 8, 2015

Water Hoarder

A Northern Californian sports fan. Mainly the Giants and 49ers. A term created from Jim Romes sports radio show. Also see "Battery Chucker"

Relates to how most of the water in California is from Northern California via the aqueduct.

Look at all those Water hoarder nocals, i think i just saw one of them chuck a 9 volt right at the catcher, damn those battery chuckers!

by Lance Bangwell October 21, 2011

water squatter

Someone who pretends to be a resident in a neighborhood so they can use the community pool. It can be done with or without a resident's knowledge.

Person 1: How are you planning to beat this heat wave?
Person 2: I am gonna lay in the pool.
Person 1: You have a pool?
Person 2: No, but my friend has one in their 'hood. I am a water squatter by pretending I live with them.

by SteelerPP July 8, 2012

The Waters Effect

When your sister hooks up with your girlfriend and she becomes your escomo sibling.

I got hit with the waters effect this weekend how do I tell my Dad!

by Sanguinor August 29, 2020

water dom

Verb: To pour a glass of water in someone’s mouth while commanding them to drink it, preferably in a condescending or forceful manner.

Noun: A person who pours a glass of water down someone else’s throat, either for hydration and BDSM purposes.

“Rosa water dommed me until he was so hydrated”
“I’m so thirsty; I need a water dom. Where is Blaine?’

by FloraTerra April 6, 2019

Chalk Water

After ejaculation the cloudy whiteness in your urine

" I beat my meat last night and saw some Chalk Water in the toilet."

by Veizuh December 12, 2019

Hot as water

Something that is very cool.

I really like that tattoo dude! It’s hot as water.

by NickyDoodles August 30, 2018