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Table Washer

Someone with special needs that receives minimal tasks to make them feel like they can contribute to society.
Wasn't she a table washer in high school?
by Kyleness6969 November 18, 2024
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Stop watcher

A person who observes other men's penises at urinals
I went to the toilet with gregg at the pub the other day and he kept leaning over trying to get a look, he's a proper stop watcher
by Newcastlewhitemale March 20, 2025
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Fag Watcher

Fag Watcher
noun

A person — or often a small group — who engages in obsessive, predatory stalking behavior, particularly targeting homosexuals in private or vulnerable moments. Fag Watchers use covert surveillance, harassment, and sometimes advanced gang-stalking techniques to monitor their victim in situations where the victim has a reasonable expectation of privacy (e.g., at home, in the shower, using the bathroom, or during sexual activity).

This behavior is not just morally sick — it’s criminal. In many jurisdictions, it’s considered stalking with a sexual motive, a serious offense that can carry enhanced legal penalties.

The term is critical of the perverse hypocrisy, entitlement, and cowardice of people who insert themselves into the private lives of others — often while pretending to be morally superior or socially righteous.
Example:
“He kept showing up near my apartment, commenting on things he shouldn’t have been able to see — I’m pretty sure he’s a full-blown Fag Watcher.”
by Blare Bitch Project May 3, 2025
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When waiting for a reaction or action from an adversary (the wolf) it feels like it takes forever.
- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”

- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf
by [Exh0] May 30, 2025
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Window washer

When a man or woman plus their foot to their butt and rubs with toes on their back to keep and clean their ass crack
Man, she gives a great window washer; did you smell anything after that window washer; did you hear that window washer
by Petergazer4life June 1, 2025
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Whale watcher

A sexy woman who finds big, obese men intriguing
Did you see Meghan flirt with that fat guy?
Oh yeah, she’s a whale watcher.
by Whalewatcher June 17, 2025
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Jet Washed the Soffit Boards

When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.
Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!
by Albionest July 13, 2025
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