wanker

Definitively, an onanist, one (usually expected to be male) who enjoys unassisted sexual gratification. Colloquially, anybody of whom you have a low opinion.

Tony Blair? Fucking gutless, worthless, complete and utter WANKER!!

by titwanker April 10, 2003

Wankerisims

When one is stupid in what is being said, they are full of wankerisims.

That idiot is full of wankerisims, he is a right wanker.

by Stephen Mangan September 15, 2003

wankerface

One who has the face of a wanker.

Look at that wankerfaced little prat. I'll fuck him in the arse i will.

by Stuffman May 13, 2005

wankerdom

A sense of futility, a place to consign the grey masses you encounter who rob you of time, your life.
Could be an intense vocation, but given the chemicals exuded some light aromatic compounds and toiletries ought to be provided.
Would make a really entertaining Olympic medal, in a private sort of way.
Sorry that was wankish or is it wankerish?

Looking back on the amount of possible recorded telephone calls that some company maybe did to help improve their service, once my eardrums had been re-calibrated due to the volume of the piped phone music and after my third attempt to press the most suitable options availble, all of which were crap, sorry unsuitable, I decided that either I had been or they should be condemned to wankerdom.

by antonilegrand December 28, 2005

Wanker

Someone who is "full of shit", or "full of themselves", as opposed to wank} which means to masturbate. The inference is that they are so in love with themselves they are self-masturbating. Commonly used in Australia to "take the piss" out of people.

He's such a wanker

by luxetraveller July 9, 2014

wanker

A word Americans use to seem cool but it just makes them look gay because they don't have a fucking accent.

"fuck off wanker" says the American, with an american accent.

by youfuckingcunttbh April 15, 2017

Christmas Wanker

Someone who rejects Christmas and refuses to have fun just because it is Christmas. They will not allow decorations in an office environment for some poor reason like "it makes the place look untidy".

"Our boss is such a Christmas Wanker, he won't let us put a tree up."

by Stege December 7, 2011