Wiener texting

The act of sending a text message by strategically flopping your chode upon the cold surface of your phone's touchscreen keyboard, then proceeding to flop it upon the 'send' key.

Person one: Bro, why the hell did you send me a bunch of random letters?
Person two: HOW DARE YOU! I was wiener texting you.
Person one: I consider it a distinct honor.

Wiener texting by dsman444 May 15, 2016

wiener dog envy 

When you are a Dachshund aficionado and you see someone with a wiener dog that’s better than yours.

There’s nothing more distressing than a bad case of wiener dog envy.

wiener dog envy by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

o'weener 

An o'weener is anyone over eighteen that goes around trick or treating. Parents or guardians escorting their little angels, demons, monsters, etc. are understandable but not adults without kids.

DING DONG, TRICK OR TREAT, door opens and the expected little goblins, witches and ghoulies are not there, instead its an o'weener.

o'weener by jpg3 October 16, 2011

weimerica

A combination of Weimar (a city in Germany and a name for the post WW1 failed German government) and America (the United States). Wei-Merica.

It’s a nickname given to the United States by certain right wingers who believe the nation is taken over by rampant degeneracy and economic collapse, similar to the Weimar Republic.

*sees a child drag show*
“Average day in Weimerica”

weimerica by MinisterLolz June 6, 2022

Anthony Weinered 

To be the target of an unsolicited picture of someone's genitalia via text message.

OMG I gave that guy at the club my number and he Anthony Weinered me! Ew!

Anthony Weinered by MadtownRach June 16, 2011

wienermobile 

A orange hotdog on a yellow bun that drives around making stops to promote Oscar Mayer hotdogs.

John's 3 ft long wiener, that is 18 inches tall.

The wienermobile raced down the street at 5 MPH.

John has a huge wienermobile, i want to grab ahold of it.

wienermobile by tireball.com July 11, 2004

Wiener Cousins By Association 

When A Man Hooks Up With A girl And His Friend Hooks Up With A Different Girl And Those Two Girls Hook Up With Each Other They Them Become Second Weiner Cousins Simply By Association

My Girl hooked up With My Friends Girl Now Me And My Friend Are Wiener Cousins By Association

Wiener Cousins By Association by celphchaos June 30, 2010