up yer japsy

japsy being the skanger pronounciation of 'japseye', a part of the penis. this term is usually used as a slag or insult,to rub salt in the wounds.

'ha vinny i beat you in fifa forfit again, up yer japsy, your shite'.

by strobalicious October 14, 2004

Up Periscope

1) naval term to raise the optics on a submarine
2) bath or shower game for typically one very lonly man

"raise the periscope and arm the cannon"

by chris unger April 22, 2004

Up The Tordoff

Having anal sex with someone in the showers after rugby, the tordoff (the person taking it up the bum) usually has the smallest penis.

Oh no josh you didnt take it up the tordoff again did you?

by Ell Webster January 21, 2009

Up The River Down The River

Fill a solo cup with beer. Take a deck of 52 cards. Two people each draw a card. The person with the highest number (1 - 13) doesn't have to do anything. The person who draws the lowest card has to chug the beer for the amount of seconds equal to the difference in the cards. (example: Anna draws a four, Patty draws a nine). Anna has to chug beer for five seconds (use a stop watch). If you draw a joker, the person who drew the joker has to chug for three times the amount of the other card (example: Patty draws a joker, Anna draws a six. Patty has to chug for 18 seconds). The goal of the game is to finish the entire deck of 52 cards in the shortest amount of time. Can be played with multiple teams going against each other.

Hey Anna let's play Up The River Down The River tonight...

Okay Patty. It's on. Bring all your friends...

by indianna500 June 9, 2009

up the waz

short for up the wazoo

in other words, a lot of something

I've got emails up the waz to respond to.

by Carolyn Redmond May 22, 2008

Up Tuck and Run

The method you use to hide that random boner.

Give me a second, I need to up tuck and run to hide my hard on.

by Ginger Lariat June 28, 2011

up nod

The act of raising one's chin as an acknowledgement of another person. Significant in that it exposes the throat, long thought a point of vulnerability.

Phil greeted Fred with a wry grin and an up nod in silent greeting. See also jock nod.

by Doctor Psycho September 6, 2014