trouser trout

When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water

*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs

“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter”

by ugonnalearn_t_day January 19, 2021

Monroe Trout

A God amongst traders of questionable asset classes, Monroe Trout has the body of Adonis and the mind of Plato.

Yo dawg, I heard Monroe Trout is up 380% this morning on his altcoins port.

by Monroe Trout April 9, 2021

Fur Trout Apocalypse

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.

Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.

by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021

Golden Trout

A redfish on someones hat, that swears up and down it's not a redfish.

Everyone loves Paul's Golden Trout hat.

by THE-P.Bader-Disruptor January 18, 2022

teddy trout

the worse twin. he needs to get his speedo lookin ass tf outta here bruh

"hey do u know teddy trout"
"THAT ANNOYING BITCH HE NEEDS TO GET TF OUT OF HERE !"

by des and ace February 5, 2022

Brown trout

When a poo smoothly slips out of yo ass without leaving poo stains on the toilet paper

Dude: "Hey Jerry, I hit the shitter earlier, and unleashed brown trouts!"
Jerry: "YOOhohooooww!! Out came the brown trouts!!!111!!11!"
Dude: "what the fuck?"
Jerry: "OOohhohhoo! I got a nice waft of that poo stench!! Yipeee!"

by Mountaineer007251 March 25, 2022

Estuary Trout

A highly prized sports fish among tournament and professional anglers of Australia (also known to lesser fisherman as Cod)

Wow that is a stonker of an Estuary Trout, Damn another barra.. i wish it was an ET (estuary trout) that i caught

by estuary trout May 14, 2022