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Thumb-Fucked

To be rejected, denied, passed upon and/or otherwise dissed by someone via a text message or an email sent by a mobile device such as an I-phone or Blackberry.
1.) "Dammit. I just got thumb-fucked by the studio executive. He just texted me that they were passing on my script."
by #1Rusheen December 23, 2009
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green thumb

a big joint the size of a thumb
yo man last night i rolled a joint it was a fucking green thumb it had me fucked for hours.wee
by david mullins June 14, 2007
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thumb dance

the thumb dance is a particularly enjoyable sexual maneuver. in order to perform the thumb dance a man must be fuckin a bitch doggy style, the man will then stick his thumb in his mouth for lubrication, then firmly insert his moist thumb into the womans anus and ride that bitch like a bucking bronco.
Brady: dude, you show that bitch the thumb dance last night?

Dane: totally dude. when i was doing that bitch doggy style i was all "yo bitch, you wanna dance?" and before she could answer i had my thumb all up in that shit. she started screaming at me and shit but obviously she really liked it.

Brady: nice dude.
by Dane Determan December 26, 2006
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thumb a bitch

while holding your penis using your thumb to find your way into a girls pussy.
dude, when i lights are off sometimes you just gotta thumb a bitch.
by doc. oscar October 25, 2007
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Green Thumb

1. A term coined by herbologists to describe someone who posseses superior plant-handling skills. 2. Used to describe soeone that didn't fully have sex with a female, but merely masterbated, and yet still got her pregnant.
1. "Wow. Look at my garden! It's teeming with life!" "Yep. You must have a Green Thumb or something."
2. "So wait. She told you she was pregnant? I thought you said you DID'NT have sex with her?" "Yes Chris. I got her pregnant. Cuz...yaknow...I got that green thumb!"
by Curly Mo June 10, 2008
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Hitchhiker's Thumb

When you finger (preferably with your thumb) a girl in the asshole while she's driving and you are in the passengers seat.
I bet Finch gave Stifler's mom a nasty Hitchhiker's Thumb on the way back from that cabin in American Pie 2.
by DragonSlayer45 March 4, 2011
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dutch thumb

When a guy is getting ready to cum and the girl sticks her thumb up the guys butt.
I've never had a better orgasm than when Becky gave me a dutch thumb while she was going down on me.
by Tha Chad October 25, 2006
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