by The cool Yandere called Ayano January 3, 2017
Get the ... Read itmug. 1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.
1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."
2. Joe: "Earth is round."
Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"
2. Joe: "Earth is round."
Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"
by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017
Get the Read a bookmug. A stoned little ginger who is very good at not passing exams. Has a homosexual brother who many fear is passing the "Fag" virus to himself.
by Captain OCD October 30, 2022
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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>My First anD Only read Room Was Determining Usage Out Of Netherland Do It YourselfSmoke Cafeterias<.7.9.7.6.>mug. This text is being read aloud is the audio check for R.I.S.E. testing. People will usually change the pitch and the speed of "This text is being read aloud" in an attempt to humor themselves before the fucking test. If you looked this up, you're probably either starting R.I.S.E soon and want to entertain yourself before, or you just ended it and don't know what the hell to do right now.
Janet: I just finished the R.I.S.E. test and I have no idea what to do so I'll just look up This Text Is Being Read Aloud on Urban Dictionary
Sam: Ur stupid
Sam: Ur stupid
by urmom.com72 May 3, 2022
Get the This Text Is Being Read Aloudmug. A sentence used by pro-Palestinians on X (formerly Twitter) when they see shocking news about the 2023 Israel-Hamas war that pisses them off.
by Itz KittyPinkiez June 21, 2024
Get the read that againmug. This guys is the biggest selfish kunt you can find. He has a small cock and no personality. The dude cuts himself and still cant come. His dad k-dawg is a legend but fuck me he got none of that. This Ollie guy is the biggest whorey fag you can find.
Girls stay away for children with the name 'ollie read'
Girls stay away for children with the name 'ollie read'
girl; omg, that Ollie read guy is such a selfless cuck!!
other girl; omg I know right I bet he has a small penis
other girl; omg I know right I bet he has a small penis
by Ollie read #1 hater August 18, 2025
Get the Ollie readmug.