by Brian Bonwa October 24, 2007

Verb;When you shit all over your husband legs and let it harden, then he wears them as pants and goes to a very important meating the next day.
"I gave my husband some Colorado brownie pants and he got fired."
"Hopefully he'll spend more time with me now."
"Hopefully he'll spend more time with me now."
by Please kill me fam November 14, 2016

brownie drop off: to have a bowel movement; a relief like dropping off your daughters for meeting of the Brownies.
by TooSick4U April 22, 2014

The act of a man pooping during a house party. A girl needs to then enter the bathroom with no choice but to puke between the guys legs while he poops. To seal the deal, the guy must request a blumpkin before she leaves the bathroom as a bribe for he will not tell anyone of what just happened.
Dave: What are you doing in here?
Alex: I need to throwup
Dave: Just puke between my legs
Alex: I don't want to, you'll tell everyone but I really need to puke.
Dave: If you give me a Bobbing for Brownies Blumpkin, I won't tell anyone
Alex: Deal!
Alex: I need to throwup
Dave: Just puke between my legs
Alex: I don't want to, you'll tell everyone but I really need to puke.
Dave: If you give me a Bobbing for Brownies Blumpkin, I won't tell anyone
Alex: Deal!
by Skeet Cannon September 19, 2009

Man, there must've been some serious brownie makin' weather in Cabo last week because that girl came back ugly brown.
by the JAG April 16, 2011

When two people put their buttholes together then crap, combining the two. Then the two people proceed to eat the combined poop.
by jdt13 August 17, 2011

The dead skin scrappings collected from the grundle or taint/asshole region after a long run in the heat of summer. Swampass is the number one culprit for these God forsaken brownies.
Bill: I just went for a 10 mile run in this Louisiana Bayou death heat wave.
Mark: You better go scrap yourself clean of all the Louisiana Bayou Brownies bro.
Mark: You better go scrap yourself clean of all the Louisiana Bayou Brownies bro.
by Csmasher June 13, 2011
