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Jared’s girlfriend

Jared’s girlfriend is a fucking weirdo. She looks like shrek or something and absolutely nobody likes them. She smells really bad and everyone talks about it behind her back. Jared feels bad but he kind of likes it
Is that Jared’s girlfriend

Oh fuck yeah it is hide. Can she just fuck off
by J123345 March 4, 2025
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Jared

A simple man resembling a cave man. He enjoys making others salty while he himself is the saltiest of them all, hailing from Salt Lake City. He does not understand adult jokes and goes into extreme shock when he sees a curse word. Jareds can often be found being nursed by wild Conners, who then proceed to eat them.
by BlackPoker June 8, 2018
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WOAH! look up its Jared
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A guy who is 19 and cannot read.
Teacher:Jared read paragraph 8.
Jared:No I cannot, whats up I'm Jared and I'm 19 and I never learned how to read.
by VINES ARE MY LIFE April 16, 2020
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A natural reader and a god among men.
Yeah I know Jared them at handsome man he helped me read in college.
by Ravenhat June 14, 2021
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Adj. Used when people are being stupid or obnoxious.

Verb. When someone is about to do something that they think is cool but actually isn’t.
David, you’re being such a Jared.

Imma go pull a Jared.
by Dr. Collan Mac May 4, 2019
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The biggest dick ever in the world. This guy will genuinely make you rethink your life. He is hot as fuck, he is nice, and he is very VERY smart. I would marry him if I had the chance. Jared C’s especially, those will really make your life what you want…
Move, its a Jared. Let him fuck your girlfriends.
by Hailey Stood September 4, 2022
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