Ham Hamma

Has no particular meaning. Can be substituted for just about any noun.

1- I usually cough up ham hamma when my tummy is sore.
2- Cuddle my baby with ham hamma.
3- Instead of putting Daddy in a casket, we opted to put him in ham hamma.
4- Abigail was put into a ham hamma induced coma after she drank too much ethanol.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

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spreadable ham

Alternative name for a skateboard injury aka - Road rash - Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a skateboarding accident. aka SPAM

1. Bro tried an ollie and all he got a bad case of spreadable ham

by sk8Trs July 4, 2020

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Ham-splain

To unwontedly and incorrectly answer a question asked by a fellow student before the trained professional has a chance to speak. This explanation consists of a knowledge dump, relevant to the course but nothing related to the question.

Student 1: Excuse me sir, what would the implications of a tariff be on an economy?
Teacher: Excellent question, firstly you mu-

Student 2: So basically it all comes back to the supply and demand theory...
Student 1: Stop ham-splaining
Teacher: AS I WAS SAYING. It comes dow-
Student 2: What sir is trying to say is...

by Underlord_of_the_dark_69 October 25, 2020

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ham pieced

when you go too hard in the paint, and you end up getting way too drunk (aka hammered).

Did you see john stumbling around the party last night? yeahh he was ham pieced fosho!

by jcrone January 11, 2012

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Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".

Go season the ham.

by wfgqwf March 1, 2011

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