Putting the Cult before the compound

Doing things out of order - prioritizing the wrong aspect of a project or equation. A variation of “putting the cart before the horse”.

Max was really putting the cult before the compound when he bought a new suit to wear at my wedding before I even invited him.

Jimmy really put the cult before the compound when he bought a German Shepard with huge balls that pisses inside before he bought a house with a yard.

by Max Pop December 3, 2023

sadist cult of owens

a very powerful cult that owns the kkk and the nazi's.

the sadist cult of owens is very powerful, i heard they are hiring!

by honorary owen II January 10, 2023

Froggy Froggy & Varky Varky Animal Cult Corporation Inc.

A cult dedicated to the most advanced animals, Aardvarks and frogs. It is the second most popular cult, after MONKEMONKEBUYMONKEMONKEAT3AM (Which is an ally) It is theorized that the VP of Froggy Froggy raided the Monke Monke discord server, and was banned for 1 day. However, they patched things up and Monke Monke and Froggy Froggy are one of the most prestigious cult allies in history. Varky Varky was founded a few weeks after Froggy Froggy and merged soon after to create a mega-cult. Together, they have one of the largest member counts, and may even surpass Monke Monke soon. They have no other connections with other cults, although there are sub-cults, such as Prnty Prnty that have their own dedicated channels to worship in within the server. Froggy Froggy/Varky Varky members are known (and scientifically proven) to have higher IQ and lower cringe scores as well.

Did you hear about the new Froggy Froggy & Varky Varky Animal Cult Corporation Inc. merch?

I know right! I bought 50 copies for my future humans!

by froggy froggy overlord June 6, 2022

Ken cult

An awesome twitter gc that is based of @filmfics Dora au that is dedicated to worshiping ken and only ken

The ken cult outsold all of your faves - @tzuyumocha

by [e-mail] July 16, 2019

Karen's cult

When a real life Karen's siblings have been brain wash into karenism.

I recorded a Karen going off at the grocery store and she had a Karen's cult on her side.

by River bend bender November 20, 2023

cult

anyone that uses tiktok

Me: Jessica... are you in a cult?
Jessica: Yeah, i use tiktok
Me: Dear god, forgive her for she has sinned

by _CowBelly_ October 30, 2018

Potato Corner Cult

If you are part of the Potato corner Religion and a Potato Corner Follower (These words are by me in the Urban Dictionary)you will be accepted into the Potato corner Cult. Your leader is Hiro(Me) and we will have to pray to the lords who make fries for us.

Join the Potato Corner Cult if you are a Potato Corner Follower

by njdskjfndsjfnds November 15, 2022