by Geoffffffffff February 25, 2012
I HATE MY EX SO MUCH . COM
posting shit about my shitty ex and reading shit about other people. Entertaining!
posting shit about my shitty ex and reading shit about other people. Entertaining!
by yupyupp October 12, 2010
Whilst also given other definitions (that are correct), deus ex machina may also refer to a character from the anime series Mirai Nikki (Future diary); the god imagined by yukii-kun who is behind the major plot-device in this series.
by RealSoap July 08, 2015
a guy that breaks up with you because he can't handle your independence and then still calls you to try to tell you what to do and makes you feel bad for being single and having a life
BOB "Let me talk to him. I know he's at that party with you."
ME "No, your not going to talk to him. You're such a controlling ex-boyfriend."
ME "No, your not going to talk to him. You're such a controlling ex-boyfriend."
by thisisu October 16, 2005
Daneuh; "yo sof did ya flex on ya ex this weekend"
Sofeuh; "nah man I ain't got a dick to flex in ma ex"
Sofeuh; "nah man I ain't got a dick to flex in ma ex"
by Daneuhsbae January 27, 2017
One psycho girl who doesn't get the picture that you don't want to hang out with her and you don't want to spend time with her. Becomes a problem when you have a new girlfriend and constantly tries to be a caddy bitch and to get involved when the guy loves his new girlfriend more than he loved his "obsessed ex girlfriend".
O.E.G: oh my god i cry every day i'm an obsessed ex girlfriend and i can't live without you
Guy: I'm with my new girlfriend and i love her.
O.E.G: but i'm in love with you please come back to me
Guy: no i don't think we'll ever work out again, i love my new girlfriend.
O.E.G: please i'll buy you an M3 BMW!!
Guy: I'm with my new girlfriend and i love her.
O.E.G: but i'm in love with you please come back to me
Guy: no i don't think we'll ever work out again, i love my new girlfriend.
O.E.G: please i'll buy you an M3 BMW!!
by Hannig September 14, 2005
a) an improbable or unexpected device or character that suddenly appears to resolve a situation
b) something that makes no sense but is added so that the story can end
b) something that makes no sense but is added so that the story can end
a) the naval officer in lord of the flies is a deus ex machina
b) wasnt all them surviving in 2012 a deus ex machina?
b) wasnt all them surviving in 2012 a deus ex machina?
by tiffanyohplease January 08, 2010