so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas

A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")

"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."

by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024

Sitted

A Kathy-ism of telling a large group of people to sit on their bottoms in a chair

You may be sitted now.

by Me! Your friend! January 27, 2019

A sit in

Term to describe staying in, with your friends and taking copious amount of ketta and or coke and talking shit. Everyone has on a novelty hat on, all wearing oversized tracksuits of the hosts… sitting on a couch and/or 10 people all on a bed. You do not leave the house, it’s a sit in. Get comfy.

“Dude let’s not go out tonight, let’s just get the crew over and we’ll have a sit in..”

“I just got new strobe lights for my room, let’s have a sit in!”

“I’m over going out, I’d rather just have a sit in with you lot”

by Coucoubinx December 23, 2022

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

Sitting in Business

The opposite of standing in business. To shit where you eat, so to speak. Instead of taking responsibility and stepping up to the plate, this word describes someone who shirks responsibility and, instead, sits in their own feces like an infant child.

Mortgage payment was due and my son was hungry so I had no choice but to Stand on Business. However, I’ve opted to sit in business (sitting in business), and the bank is coming in the morning to reposess our home.

by Shaboinked December 11, 2023

Bench Sitting

The deliberate and voluntary abstention of an individual within a group from participating in a shared activity, demonstrating a conscious choice of non-involvement.

Matthew didn’t join the bowling game today, he’s literally bench sitting.

by JohnSmithKiller2646 January 14, 2024

Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016