textbook

A very long, exceptionally boring "book," used for teaching and torture. Usually on a subject along the lines of math, history and science. Often heavy.

Dude, my history textbook takes up so much room in my backpack!

by studybudy June 13, 2008

text sp

When you check your cell phone because you think you have a new text and you actually don't, but 2 seconds later you receive one. A form of ESP, also known as commanding your phone to receive a text message just by looking at it.

I had text sp this morning. I was expecting a reply text from this person but when I checked my phone there was nothing. 2 seconds later, they texted me.

by Chris B dot July 20, 2008

Text Message Breakup

Spineless-small dick-punk-ass-bitch who is forever thereafter referred to as "Dump-Me-Via-Text" and no longer has a name.

In bed with him on a Saturday morning. He jumps up and leaves after sex. She goes back to sleep and wakes up to a missed phone call; no message and a text message breakup. WTF?!?!

by Dumped Via Text October 11, 2011

Zombie Text

A text sent that is a common phrase and the sender does not remember sending it. Usually sent by a preoccupied person.

sorry, zombie text

by Hi Person! August 29, 2010

text whore

1.A person that sends a text to everyone in their phone, often flirty and suggestive. The person doesn't really mean what they say they just like the attention.

2. A person who receives more than 500+ texts a day, often from 10-20 different people.

Man that girl is such a text whore, she texts me then texts my best friend, often saying the same message.

I just received my 500th text message for the day, I'm such a text whore.

by masochirst July 1, 2008

text face

the face one makes when their phone vibrates at an inopportune moment. everyone makes the same face.

- text face

by sukiiiiiii January 11, 2009

mixed (text)messages

when a text message can be interpreted in multiple ways according to the sanity level of the receiver. in this instance the person will either interpret the text as an insult or a dilusional compliment.

ryan: tonight was fun

interpretation 1: wow he didn't even use an adjective. just fun. not really fun. not hella fun. not astronomically fun. just fun. he doesn't like me anymore!asshole. i'm going to go slash my wrists.

interpretation 2: he thinks i'm fun! god i knew it! hes in love with me! i might as well start calling him my boyfriend because i think it's apparent: HE WANTS TO FUCK!!!!!

observing friend: wow fuck mixed (text)messages i will call this fucker up and see what hes trying to say

by katie cat :) January 15, 2009