Mousy Tongue

A weak attempt at a French Kiss.

Ally: Ugh, my new boyfriend is a terrible kisser...and I think he might be Chinese.
Mikey: Why do you say that?
Ally: He gave me some mousy tongue last night.
Mikey: LOL....Hey! Aren't you married?

by Timmy The Geek January 26, 2009

Clumsy Tongue

to awkwardly use your tongue to lick something

"Tom you just really clumsy tongued that salt from the Margarita glass"

"Dave I can't believe you just clumsy tongued the hand of the head of legal services"

by Christian Howes February 3, 2009

mud tongue

a moniker for the individual that likes to lick their partners asshole, to eat out your partners butthole, analinguist, asseater.

Dude, that bitches ass was so fine, i just had to eat it. or: Sarah, your butthole is so tight, i wanna try to stick my tongue up it.

by n chamberlain October 4, 2004

egyptian tongue bath

the art of licking the ENTIRE body of someone that is very dirty or "nappy"

I felt like I was giving an Egyptian tongue bath on that guy!

by Alex Kesner December 25, 2007

Bohemian Tongue cleaner

Simply have your partner lay flat on the floor with there tongue sticking out.
You then have to spread out your cheeks, bend down and put them over your partners mouth.
Once feeling the tickling sensation, clinch your asscheeks together and lift up.

bobby gave me a Bohemian Tongue cleaner last night and almost ripped my tongue off. The left over hairs in my mouth caused a big infection in my throat.

by joey smokesz July 24, 2009

golden tongue

The rank of tonguesmanship/tongueswomansip above the silver tongue. To obtain golden tongue status, one must be proficient not only in their use of words to meet the criteria of silver tongue, but also excell in oral sex.

"I'm planning on going down on my girl every day for the next week."
"Why?"
"I'm going for that golden tongue."

by TheRecentOak June 16, 2016

python's tongue

when you have a stray pube around your penis hole and when you take a piss, it splits the pee in half, resembling a python's tongue

"Yo, man. I was takin' a piss this morning and I made a python's tongue....word.

by Vaughnathon JACK March 28, 2007