Tap and crap

A game enjoyed by males by hooking up with a random taking her back to her place have sex and wait for her to fall asleep then taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing and gap it out of there could also be called the tap crap and gap

Met a random last night and done the tap and crap in under an hour was a new record

by Jayba11s January 08, 2018

YouTube Tap

When you tap your phone screen to see how long is left on the video. This can also be done with people.

David: Did I tell you about that time I swam to Alaska?
Mitch: No, i don't think so...
David: Well I was trying to beat the record for-
Mitch: *taps David in the face*
David: 6:23
Mitch:...
David: Did you just YouTube Tap me?
Mitch:... Yes...

by ThePotatoKing August 19, 2018

Peen tap

When a dog smashes his muzzle into a visiting male human crotch to get his attention.

Your dog just peen tapped me, when I walked in the door!

by Wise Texan November 12, 2022

Tap and Dash

When you hook up with someone, then the next day you drop them forever

Guy1: Bro that girl fine, ima tap that.
Guy2: you gonna keep her do?
Guy1: Nah gonna tap and dash

by iWasDashed January 23, 2019

food tap

Celebratory act of people bumpin' bites of food together as if clinking drinking glasses. The food items are held by hand or by fork.

Everyone was food tapping chicken wings, pizza slices and tacos during happy hour.

Party on! *food tap*

by yes juanito yes October 23, 2017

casual tap

A person you casually have sex with.
Bitch on the side.

Frank: What's going on with you and that girl?
Joe: She comes by sometimes, just a "casual tap"

by nugsosekc July 16, 2015

Running the taps

Drinking to excess, a reference to the constant pouring of beer from taps at the bar.

Can't come to work today, got a massive headache from running the taps last night

by Ben the Pie November 24, 2018