taint 

A guy's taint is the area between his asshole and his scrotum with an intoxicating smell that produces an instant boner.

I like to smell Matt's taint when he wakes up -- it gives me an instant boner!

taint by USAF Cadet April 14, 2021

taigen 

fucking awesome at sexual pleasure.

can do basically anything they want and get away with it.

can be a very hot, whipped character
SEXYMAN

omg you are so taigen with your hands!

why do u have to be so taigen.. you can do anything and not get caught.

YOU SO TAIGEN.

taigen by tpain235w3 August 3, 2008

taint 

the area of the crotch which separates the genitals from the ass-crack.

It t'aint the ass, and it t'aint the pussy. It's just the ever-sensitive taint. It's its own thing.

taint by championyx January 11, 2010

Taint Monopoly 

The use of your taint when playing monopoly, instead of properties like Marvin Gardens

"I played Taint Monopoly the other day and i landed on Chris's Taint and had to pay 500 dollars"

Taint Monopoly by lordofthetaints August 8, 2008

Eight in the Taint 

A size 8 shoe kicking the shit out of unsuspecting individual in the area between the genitals and the anus.

Mike: "Yo! What happened to you?"

Russ: "I told Claire to Shut the Fuck up, and she gave me a eight in the taint!"

Eight in the Taint by sh_rebel January 23, 2011

taint slap

To rub your taint on to your hand and slap a chum in the face.

Billy taint slapped eddie in the face, leaving his face sweaty and poopy.

taint slap by joey September 20, 2003

Tainted Retribution 

The act of a person defecating on another's penis immediately after they are sodomized.

"It went really well until I got some tainted retribution"

"My boyfriend really wanted to try butt sex for the longest time, so to turn him off from it I gave him a tainted retribution the first time we did it"

Tainted Retribution by ash0ka March 8, 2009